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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Now I know why I'm always so happy

I'm one of those people. You know, the chronically happy type. The optimistic type. Sometimes I get frustrated, but butt I truly believe if you create a well-framed goal and attack it with vigor you'll find success in whatever you're pursuing. Yep, the glass is half-full for me. I've wondered periodically over the course of my many years (yes, I'm still stinging a little from my recent b-day), what it is that makes some folks pessimists while others are optimists. Well, behold the answer:

"A survey by YouGov found 57 per cent of women wished they had a smaller behind. But would you still want to downsize if you knew a round bottom meant you were truthful and faithful?

Rumpology, the art of reading bottoms, involves looking at the lines, crevices and folds of a person's buttocks in the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand. According to the country's only rumpologist, Sam Amos: 'A round bottom indicates a person is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative and sad.' "

Source: www.metro.co.uk.com -- Read the full article here.

All I can say is thank goodness I didn't resolve to lose 10 pounds this year. In addition to providing safety from a frigid death apparently my chubby butt is also the reason I'm happy and optimistic.

Cue Sir Mix-a-lot if you please....

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8 comments:

:) said...

You are REALLY dating yourself with the Sir Mixalot reference! You have to quit mentioning your birthday and quit referencing rappers from 17 years ago if you want us all to think you're 21. I guess all the kids might blow it for you, too.

Forget what I said!

sunnymom said...

Hey I love that song!!! Besides if that is true about the butt I am doomed to an eternity of being optimistic with lots to spare. No matter how skinny I get I have been cursed with the bubble butt. So here's to the booty girls, if ya got it flaunt it or sit down and shut up lol.

Gibby said...

Wait a minute. Rumologist? For real? That is HYSTERICAL! Oh dear, well, I guess my ass has a lot to say!

Modern Princess said...

Hm. I've got what I would call a "medium" bottom. After having 3 kids I'm no stick figure, but my shortness doesn't really allow for more than I've got (read: it goes to my stomach/abs!)

So what does that mean? I'm only happy sometimes? lol.

Seeker said...

thanks for your comment on my post...wish i had written about your subject matter tho... i must be a very optimistic and happy person too...

ck said...

Hmmmm....that explains a lot...

faemom said...

That's awesome!

Minxy Mimi said...

LOL~!~
I cant believe there is only one rumpologist!!!
I think I am in-between!