Well, this is all that's left of it!
One of my enterprising children made a small snowman and stowed it in the garage freezer. I guess it was a bit slushy when she-who-shall-remain-nameless stuck it in there. It's hard to know what exactly happened, though, as no one is claiming responsibility for stashing a half-melted pile of snow in my freezer. My new snow-friend is officially, and permanently adhered to that Red Baron frozen pizza box.
I use those frozen pizzas for days when things are out of control/I haven't made it out to pick up groceries/I
Me thinks this won't end well...