Being the kind person that I am, I only zinged him a little.
My brother-in-law let his wife finish the Snowmass IQ.
I've often thought consumption of alcoholic beverages might be the link to effective parenting, but I think I can finally appreciate the nuance of this theory. Not just any old alcoholic beverage will do. It's gotta be the Snowmass IQ.
The Snowmass IQ would have helped me solve the zipper problem in record time by giving me the intellect of a 6 year old.
And if it didn't actually solve the problem I'm sure I would've felt a lot... happier. Regardless of the outcome.