You can see more in the light,
But you can think and feel more in the dark.
However, you can smell the most
when trapped in a minivan with four gassy kids.
***
I know... it's profound stuff.
You're welcome.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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I can't believe I'm first! WooHaw, I've got the moxie today!
profound is right!
AHAHAHAHAHA! You are so profoundly right! :)
My sixth grader is very concerned because they have an overnight lockdown thing at the school in a few weeks. She does not want to be locked in an enclosed place with a bunch of stinky sixth graders. She approached her teacher to ask if showers would be available. It's ONE night! But she does have a point...
so true, so true! hehe!
You would be correct...and gross.
now that's a roadtrip... or should I say road-rip?
It's nice to know it's not just those of us with boys! :)
Oh dear. Was it all that McD's?
I got rid of my minivan the day I had to drive my boss to lunch and when he got out there were Fruit Loops stuck to the seat of his pants.
Come to think of it, it was right around the time I got rid of that job too!
We avoided one of those yard ape haulers all while raising two boys to manhood.. Now we have one, and love it!
Oh the joys! xoxo
I don't even have kids, and I could have written this.
Hilarious. Just being trapped in a minivan with one gassy kid is bad...I can't imagine four!
hehee, so true, thanks for the laugh:)
Wow, that's deep stuff Kathy B!
Profound and true! In our case, it's two kids, a husband and a dog! Gassy...
Reason 473: Why I'll never own a minivan.
ck: But if I didn't have a minivan I'd have to have a Suburban (or something equally large) and then I'd probably drive over top of someone. I'm sticking with my bus :)
Too funny and gross and true! All at the same time.
Wax on, wax off sensei. Deep thoughts by Kathy B. :-)
Time to crack a window!
I would be gagging.
Ewwwwww!
UGH! Not a fun trip down memory lane for me. Thanks : )
I would take 4 gassy kids over 1 gassy husband any day. Seriously, how can one person create such oders.
Oh gosh, it's especially fun when your husband is also gassy...
so true it should be in a fortune cookie. But Danielle's is prescient, too...
That is hilarious!!
Amazing. Truly amazing. How do you come up with this stuff? I'm in awe. ;)
BTW, used that iStockphoto image for the cover of a proposal once! It's such a great picture!
wow, screw Flavia and Emily Dickens! It's ALL KATHY B. now!
All four of them are letting it fly at once. That shot must be your way of professing to the heavens to go ahead and take you!
Fresh fruit season is just about over. What are you feeding those kids???
LOL. Thanks for the giggle. I needed that just now - but now grossing myself out because it's so true!
At least they can keep themselves entertained in the car. That's a plus.
P.S. I'll be front and center.
You are hilarious!
Bwahhh hahaha Thanks for the giggle!
Reading this post was like getting the perfect fortune in my fortune cookie without the guilty feelings of eating my greasy meal and delicious (yet also greasy) egg roll!
This poem reminded me of the SNL skit of deep thoughts by Jack Handy?? I think that was his name.
What on earth did you feed them? too too funny. I can just picture you in a van with the two of you wearing WWII gas masks in front and the kids in back with big toothy grins on their faces. ha ha
Fear the minivan!
That should be somewhere in the parenting handbook.
That is certainly profound ;) should have lowered a one or two windows just a little.
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How about a bunch of stinky kids and a super stinky 80-lb lab? Yeah, that's my life.
Add to that the husband, beer, tailgating and stadium nachos...YUM!!!
These are the reasons why my sunroof is perpetually open, even in rain...I'm already in hell, the rain isn't nothing I can't handle!!
Ah, road trips. They rock.
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